From The Mouth Of A Baby

I have two nookies for when I just need something to calm me down. The problem is that I lost one and that was my favorite one. Mom put the other one in my mouth and I spit it out and cried. I want the other one, I don’t like the other one. Why couldn’t have lost the bad one instead. I kept crying because I was so upset. I didn’t want a bottle, I just wanted my nooky.

Mom looked everywhere and tore the house apart why I lay screaming. She was still not feeling good and because she was taking some pain pills, she couldn’t drive anywhere to get me a good one. I was a bit upset. Mom was getting pretty upset to. Then it happened. Mom say, ah shit! And started to yell at the big cat.

I looked at my nooky and it had holes in it. That darn cat took my nooky and was sucking and chewing on it. It was in the cat tower on the top shelve with the big bad cat. There was my nooky all ruined. I had no choice but to try the other one until dad came home.

Why don’t we gat rid of those cats. All they do is cause me trouble.

Okay, I have no teeth in my mouth, but now I don’t think I am going to have them. My mom had to have her wisdom teeth pulled yesterday and I had to stay by great grandma, then my grandma picked me up, then my dad picked me up. I was passed around to everyone. All because mom had her wisdom teeth pulled. She was in so much pain and she couldn’t talk very good. Then she pulled yuk out of her mouth. I saw it and it was all red.

What are wisdom teeth I wonder? Dad kept telling mom that now she will not be smart. Teeth make you smart or not smart? I am confused and I want to know why the doctor took her teeth. If I get teeth is the doctor going to take my teeth? This is not going to be good. I don’t want to be in pain like my mom.

I comforted my mom. I laid in her arms and smiled at her and made her feel better. She mumbled something like I am her little angel. Then she started to cry a little. Dad said she is in pain and she needed another pain pill. Then dad put me to bed and told me to sleep all night so my mom could rest.

Now, you might think I am tooting my own horn, but I am a beautiful baby. Everyone that sees me says how beautiful I am and how sweet I look. I am the beautiful baby and I win the award. I think mom should enter my picture in a baby contest and I would win. I have to admit that my hair is not growing as fast as it should, but I am still adorable.

I just keep getting bigger, mom keeps putting new clothes on me, and I look awesome. You should see my portfolio. There are so many pictures of me and everyone shows how pretty I am. I am going to go far in life my mom keeps telling me.

I saw a picture of my daddy when he was little and he is a cutie grandma said. Then I saw a picture of my mom and she was a cute baby also. I have everything in my favor for winning the beautiful baby award.

Well that is all for now. I had to show some vanity once and see how it feels. You should see my dad when he is doing it. He looks so silly. Mom laughs at him all the time.

Look at my picture, you would vote for me wouldn’t you?

Yesterday was warm and I was all fuzzy. I had my fleece jogging suit on, but I was comfortable. The house seemed cool since mom closed the blinds. I was a little upset that we were not getting outside since it was so nice, so mom took me for a walk. I was so happy to be outside. You should see the trees. The leaves have turned orange and red. Mom said to me, “Look at all the pretty colors.” They were very pretty.

I guess this means that winter is coming, but it is supposed to be so warm out this weekend. My grandma said that she is going to have a bonfire. I can’t go because it is at night and it gets smokey my mom said. I guess I am to little for fires. I think it would be fun. I have never seen a fire before. Mom is a good cook and only made smoke once in the kitchen.

The leaves are falling on the ground and the dog was rolling around in them. He was so funny. Mom was laughing at him. He was showing me up again and getting all the attention. That dog tries to make me look bad. I can’t understand it since I thought we were friends. I will have a talk with him.

The rest of the day was quiet and nothing bad happened. My diapers were good and I didn’t throw up on my new clothes. I was happy for that. Mom was to, I think. Less watch and baths she has to worry about.

Mom had to work, dad had somewhere to be, so great grandma, and great grandpa watched me today. I went to there house and it is very big. She was so happy to have me there. She played with me, I got her to hold me, and then I laid around and looked at everything in the house. She has some nice stuff sitting on the tables. Oh, those things looked so pretty. I cannot wait until I can touch them.

It was a fun day and I didn’t miss mom and dad at all. Great grandma was so nice to me. She kept telling me how much she loved me. When my mom came to get me, I was sleeping, but she woke me up so she could take me home. I was happy to see her when I woke up. She was anxious to get me home.

When we got home, dad was sleeping and the cats and dog were so happy to see me. Mom said, that they missed me and they were waiting for me to come home. It was nice to be home, but we don’t have all the room that the great grandma does. Mom made dinner for her and dad while I laid with my dad in bed to wake him up.

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I did see a pussycat. Mom took my hand and made it pet the cat. It was soft and silky. Now she thinks we are going to be friends. Because that cat always wants to be by mom and me, I guess that she thought it would be nice if we were friends. Mom said that we are going to be together for a long time. What’s this? There is another cat. Wait a minute, I have only seen one cat, but now there are two. Mom introduced us and this one is called Leo.

It seems that Leo has been hiding since I came home. Oh no, now there are two cats and a dog. What is a baby to do? I never saw this coming. This Leo cat is orange like that Garfield movie cat. He is bigger than the other cat. He looks like a giant. Oh my, I am in a home with wild animals. Someone please help me. This cat is bigger than me. It is huge.

The dog chases this cat and they fight, but mom said that they are playing. The cat jumps on the dog and they wrestle around. Wow, I am not liking this arrangement. That cat could crush me so easy. He is got to be at last twenty pounds and I only weight in at fifteen pounds.

Well if I last through the night with this big cat, I will be back tomorrow. I hope mom closes my door tonight so I can sleep without being scared.

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I have just found out that I will be taking a long trip for a wedding. I will be in that car seat for 6 hours. Dad said that we will have to stop when I need to eat and have my diaper changed. Well at least they plan on feeding me and changing my diaper. I don’t think I am going to like being in the car seat all that time. I wonder if mom will sit in back with me or if I will be all alone.

We will be leaving on a Friday and sleeping in a hotel for two nights, then coming home the third day. More riding in the car for a long time. We will be going to a place called Mall of America and a wedding. It sounds like it will be very busy. I just hope I can stay in a good mood. I might get scabby if I don’t get my nap if I want one.

It seems that everyone is getting ready to travel for this wedding. Grandmas are going, cousins are going and even uncles and aunts. We will all be staying in a hotel with a pool. What is a pool and why are people excited about it. I will have to listen closely in the next week to find out what a pool is and why it is fun.

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I just don’t know what the problem was, but I was a mess. Dad was watching me while mom worked and I could not stop pooping my diapers. It was a horrible mess. We have to find out what is making me do this. Dad was good about it, but I think it was him gagging in the bathroom and not the dog like he said. The dog licks his butt so I don’t think it cared about how stinky I was.

After all that, we watched TV together and I fell asleep laying on dad’s chest. He was so comfortable. Then when we woke up, dad fed me and I was happy to sit and watch him play that guitar thing again. He still isn’t getting any better, but neither is my mom.

When mom came home, she was so happy to see me. She said she missed me and picked me up so I could cuddle with her. She wasn’t that busy at work so she was not so tired. She talked to dad and told him how her day was and he told her about my diaper problem. He didn’t tell her about his gagging though. I wonder why he didn’t tell her. She would laugh and think it was funny.

My story started a month and a half ago as I entered this world in a hospital. Once I came home I found out I was sharing my new home with a dog and cat as well as mom and dad. Now, you know from reading that the dog and I are doing find. We have an understanding that I think makes us friends.

The furry thing that they call the cat is another story. Now, I like my bed most of the time, but I still have to worry about that cat climbing in bed with me. He thinks that he should be in my bed. Mom put me in bed and closed the door so that the cat could not come in and disturb me. She needs to be more careful. The cat was already hiding in the bedroom.

After the door was closed, the cat jumped into my bed and lay down at my feet. I was a little scared, but I remained still and did not make a sound. Then he did it. He jumped at my mobile above my head. He was attacking it and trying to tear it down. I started screaming and my mom came running.

The cat got a spanking and I was picked up and cuddled. I am now able to get that cat in trouble and it doesn’t take much. The cat is stupid if it thought I was not going to let my mom know what it was doing. I did a funny and the cat got in trouble. I am a funny little girl, right?

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Mom is working and she is a waitress dad told me. He said that she works hard at work setting up tables and then bring people their food. It is like a banquet room type restaurant. He said she makes some money when she works so she can buy things.

Dad gave me a bath so I would be clean when mom came home because I smelled he said. I didn’t cry when he gave me a bath, but I wanted to cry when he told me I smelled. It must have been that formula I spit up that he was smelling. I smell like a flower mom told me.

When mom came home she was tired, but she picked me up and talked to me. She told me all the things that she did at work. She said that she accidentally spilled something on a little kid, because he ran in front of her when she was walking. I thought that was funny and so did my dad.

We went to bed early even though it was a weekend night because mom and dad were tired. I laid awake and they talked to me until I got tired and then mom must have moved me to my bed, because once again I felt asleep somewhere and woke up in my bed.