Jan 02 2009
Tales From The Crib
Let me first tell you that this is going to be scary so if you spook easily, you might not be able to read this. The first time I stood up in my crib, my mom thought it was so cute. Then when I managed to stand up by the side with the curtains, she didn’t think that was so funny. I guess you are not supposed to pull on the curtains or they fall down and hit you in the head.
Another problem with the crib is that when I poop and pee my diaper now that I sleep all night, I can make a horrible mess in my bed. Yes, I have become a bed wetter. I hope to grow out of this very quickly since I am a very good girl. Mom makes weird faces when she sees the mess.
Then there is the cat. Yes, the cat that thinks that my bed is his bed. I have learned to teach that cat a lesson it won’t forget. I grab its tail or fur and pull very hard. It runs away and does not try getting in my bed again for a while.
Then there is the mobile that needed to come down. Yes, I found it and dismantled it so to speak. It no longer hangs over my head at night scaring me when I look at it.
Now you know about the tales from the crib. Have a good day and come back tomorrow for some more fun tales.
