Nov 26 2008
Making An Apple Pie
Mom was in the kitchen trying to make an apple pie and you should have heard the words coming out of her mouth. I bet you that she didn’t know I could hear her because I was pretending to still be sleeping. When I heard the first word, I decided to just keep quiet and listen.
She was talking to herself and she said one tablespoon not a teaspoon you idiot. Then I heard her say where the hell did I put that measuring spoon. Then the words went on as she dropped something in the sink it sounded like and it broke. It was funny, but I just laid there as quiet as could be.
She peeked in at me once and she saw that I was awake, but she went back into the kitchen. She probably doesn’t think I saw her, but I did. After I heard her put the apple pie in the oven, I decided it was time to let her know I was awake. It sure did smell good, but I didn’t get any. Dad ate a lot with ice cream on it.




