From The Mouth Of A Baby

Last night we watched the Detroit Redwings hockey game and they lost 7 to 6. Usually grandma tapes it for my dad because we cannot get the NHL package on cable and she has Direct TV. Dad pays for it and grandma tapes it so we can watch it the next day. I am going to grow up liking hockey, football and I am learning some things about fantasy football. I am glad my dad doesn’t have to watch baseball or basketball or I would be a sports fanatic when I get older. Fanatic is my new word I learned from my grandma. Hehe

It was gloomy yesterday and it is not going to get any better for the next few days. I heard that from that man on TV. The dog pooped in the house because mom forgot to let him out when he asked. She was giving me a bath and after it was done, she forgot all about the dog. He pooped in the hallway and mom was mad. She was gagging as she cleaned it up because he has the diarrhea. I was laughing inside.

She said, “If it is not you pooping, it is the dog pooping.” Then she had to go scoop out the litter box. She was not a happy mommy. See, we should go away more often because when we stay home poop happens.

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