Oct 02 2008
Buying A New Car
You heard it right. Mom wanted a new car so they took me along in the cold and we looked at cars. They tested a Chevy something. It is highly rated for safety so dad said his insurance would be low. If we would have an accident, this big balloon would come out at me. That looked scary. That was the test-driving day and then dad talked to man about money. Mom and I were bored. Mom just wanted a new car to drive with me in it.
Then it was back home for some warm formula and I threw up on myself again. Well at least I have stopped pooping out my diaper. I am getting better at doing a little at a time. Then mom changes me and I poop a little more. It takes about three diaper changes for me to finish. I bet mom just loves me so much now that I figured out how to do it a little at a time.
Dad went to see my grandma. He goes over there and washes his clothes and I think she feeds him. Maybe he will bring something home for mom again like he did the last time. She likes the tator tot dish and pepperoni pizza. Moms said that the washing machine in this building sucks. I don’t know what that means but I think it is bad. Dad said that it takes three dollars to dry one load of clothes. It that bad or good?
I wish they would explain things to me since I am new around here.
Oh this is so clever..You could turn this into a film!