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Sep 09 2008

Bad Night With My Diaper

Published by blondiewrites at 10:25 am under Ist Month Edit This

Mom thinks might diapers are a bad batch or otherwise I need a new type of diaper. It seems that while I was sleeping with mom and dad I had to poop and pee in my diaper. The bad part is that it went out the sides and the back. Since the doctor says that I must sleep on my back, I got poop all over the big mommy and daddy bed. Now, this wouldn’t have been so bad if it had not been 2 AM and dad had to get up for work at 6 AM. It sure did stink and mom was not very happy having to change me and help dad change the sheets on the bed.

I was just a mess and was just happy when mom gave me a bottle to make me feel better. Dad on the other hand was a little unhappy with me I think. He sure is grumpy when he gets up to early. He tried to go back to sleep, but he said he couldn’t fall asleep because he could still smell it. I was clean and everything, so I think he was imagining things.

I think they are talking about making me sleep in that box thing they call a bassinet again. They think I cannot hear them, but they think it would be a good idea if I pooped in my own bed. I was appalled that they were talking this way. I am the little princess. I should sleep in the big bed. They didn’t know I could hear them, so I will have to have a plan to get back in the big bed.

The rest of day was good for me, but mom had wash to do and she had to vacuum with that thing that makes a loud noise. Even the cat and dog run when she turns that thing on. She likes to play music when she cleans. I am not sure what she was listening to, but she was happy.

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