From The Mouth Of A Baby

I was a good girl last night. I woke up twice and then I went right back to sleep. My mom was so happy. Dad said I was such a good girl. Everyone was so happy with me. It is a nice feeling when everyone talks to sweet to me. Even the dog looked pleased with me. I still think the dog is trying to get rid of me, but he is playing it cool in front of mom and dad.

I am a stinker mom said to dad. I don’t know why she said that but, I must have done something. Dad had to go to work, so mom and I got to play outside in the sun. I was in my stroller and mom was playing in the dirt. She was pulling weeds out of the ground she told the neighbor lady. That neighbor lady sure is nosey. She was asking all kinds of questions about me.

I was a good girl outside. Mom was so happy that I was so content. Little kids were coming to see me and other ladies. Everyone always wants to touch me. Why do people do that? I don’t want germs, just look at me and don’t touch. That one boy was dirty. He looked like he rolled in the mud. Mom was laughing at him. I didn’t think it was so funny when he touched me and got me dirty.

We had to take breaks and go in the house so I could eat, but mom would always take me back outside. I even managed to take a few naps. It was the fresh air that made me tired. Mom got tired and we went into the house so she could take a nap. I already took a nap, so I was wide-awake. I don’t think she was very happy. When dad came home, he had to watch me so mom could take a nap.

Mom and dad had supper and then they played a bowling game on television. It was funny watching them. Why do grown-ups like to baby games on television. It was a relaxing night and we were all tired so we went to bed at 9 PM. Dad was mad because he wanted to watch some TV and that Democratic Convention was one. My dad said some bad words and I heard them.

Dad turned off the TV and we went to sleep.

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