From The Mouth Of A Baby

I am growing mom told dad. I gained weight, but my hair isn’t growing. I wish I wasn’t so bald. Mom told grandma that I have cradle cap. What is this now? Some junk on my head. Mom put baby oil in my peach fuzz hair. Oh, it feels so strange. I wish she would wash it off. I don’t know why I have so many problems. My belly button thingy is falling off. I hope that is supposed to do that.

I only woke up a couple times during the night, so mom was happy. She still looks like she needs more sleep. I wonder how long she slept before she had me. I can go longer than two hours now, but my tummy still gets hungry and I wake up crying. Dad said I will sleep through the night pretty soon. I don’t know why I have to sleep all night.

Yesterday was fun day. Mom put me in a swing. I have my own swing in my house. This was fun for a little while. I heard mom tell grandma that most babies fall asleep in the swing, but not me. I am the strong one. I am not going to fall asleep in the swing. Mom is always looking for ways to put me down and get me to sleep. She should give up because I am not interested in sleeping or being put down.

Since it is the weekend, dad does not have to work. He was playing with the dog. I think he should be playing with me, but no, that dog had all his attention. Right before dinner, mom had to go to the store. She told dad to take good care of me. Everything was going good until I pooped. My dad is pretty good at changing wet diapers, but he is not so good with poopy diapers. He gags a lot when he changes my diaper. I think it is so funny. Mom always laughs at him and then she takes over. This time, mom was gone. It was going to be a long process.

When mom came home, dad told her what I did and that he had to change me. She laughed so hard. She was teasing him because he cleans up that dog’s poop, but gags when he changes me. That is just another reason the dog has to go. After dinner mom, dad and me took a walk. It was warm outside and I had fun.

Then it was time for bed and I got to sleep with mom and dad again. I sleep better when I between mom and dad. I am so warm and comfortable.

See you tomorrow when I will tell you about my day on Sunday.

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