From The Mouth Of A Baby

I guess my mommy went back to bed. She must be tired if she left me to go back to bed. Daddy took me in the kitchen with him. I thought he was making me something to eat, but he was making mom something for breakfast. Then he walked out of the kitchen and left me. I started crying. I thought everyone had left me. Oh, I worked up just a crying frenzy, but dad came back and picked me up.

He made my mom breakfast in bed. Ah, she is all smiles. I am getting a little hungry now. This is really a boring life so far. I wish I could do more. Like go hunting with dad so he can get rid of the dog. Why is that dog always in my face? He licked me on the face. Yuk, dog germs. Why do they let him do that? What a life I am going to have living here.

The day was quiet and no one came over. My mom and me laid around on the love seat while dad played some game on television. He had a long funny shaped thing. Mom said it was a guitar. Then she said she wanted to play Rock Guitar or something like that. Then mom put me by dad and she played with this guitar thing.

Are my parent’s rock stars? Am I going to be famous? I don’t think so because they don’t play very well. I don’t know about this family. I did learn something today. My grandma called and said I should be sleeping and not staying up all day because I am a little baby. This was the grandma I thought I was going to like. I will rethink that now. I don’t want to sleep and no one can make me.

Mom and dad had pizza for supper. It had a funny smell. I never smelled that before. I think my mom ate that when she was pregnant with me. I wish I could have some. I am hungry to. I am starting to pout everyone. Yes, mom stopped eating, gave me a bottle, and changed my diaper. I still have the thing on my belly button. No one has taken it off. It is somewhat sore.

It is getting late and mom wants to go to sleep. I guest that means I will have to sleep in that box thing again. I think I want to sleep with mom and dad tonight. I cried long enough to get my way. I was so comfy.

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