Aug 15 2008
The Day I Was Born
I was born on August 15, 2008 to my mom and dad who are Jack and Sue. The first thing I remember was this huge thing coming at me. I found out later it was a doctor’s hand trying to help me get out. Once I came out, he spanked me on my bare bottom. If he did not want me to come out, he should have never pulled on my head. I was so hurt and upset a cried and cried. I did not need to come into this world to be spanked. I thought I was going to have love and kindness. I was in for a surprise, it was going to be a difficult road for me
Well, once I was over the crying, they cleaned me up, put stuff in my eyes, and stuck a thing up my nose to suck out stuff. This is going to be a cruel world I can see already. Now I had a little pain by my belly button and some odd looking thing hanging off it. What was going on now, I was a beautiful little girl before they got a hold of me. So far I have been spanked, prodded, had stuff in my eyes, things stuck up my nose and now they are coming at me with something I am not going to like.
They are talking about giving me a shot. What is this now? They are coming at me with a long pointy thing, ah oh, what are they doing to me now? I am thinking I should go back where I came from, it was safer than being here. Where are my mom and dad, why are they not taking care of me? I heard them saying they could not wait until was born and how much they were going to love me. Well if this is love, I am opting out of it all. I want to go back where I was, right now.
Did you just give birth and are back at work? Great job and congratulations! I really like this blog! It is a different concept and wonderful.
No, this blog is inspried by my own kids years ago, I decided to use the inspiration of my granddaughter to write it now as a blog instead of a book.