From The Mouth Of A Baby

I might be a little person, but mom and dad still took me to the fair. It was fun for a while until I got hungry and started getting tired and crabby. There were lots of people there and mom was happy because there were hardy any bees. It sure was hot with very little shade. Okay, I know my stroller is a way to take me places, but did they have to stick all this junk in my stroller. They were getting free stuff from everywhere and it had to go in my stroller.

I saw something at the fair that was funny. The show was called Grandpa Cratchet. It was so funny and everyone was laughing. Even people with no kids were watching the show. I liked it because he did a scene with a big dog kissing him and I thought he could have been talking about me. Then there was the cat stealing the treats for all the kids. I can relate to that. I think I will like seeing this again next year.

Then mom and dad took me in the animal barns. Boy them pigs and cows stink. It was the most disgusting smell. Dad said that the pigs smelled kind of like my diapers sometimes. I started crying. I was so insulted. Mom gave me the nook and I was quiet again. I still think my dad should say he was sorry for saying that. I mean I am a little person after all.

Dad was drinking a beer, someone knocked into him, and he spilled some beer on me. Now, I think this was smelly, but he just smiled and wiped it off. I could have used a bath because I then smelled like that beer smell. Mom told dad if she got stopped for driving and the cop would smell beer, they would have to say it was me. Sure, blame everything on me.

After a few hours, we went home. They said we were going back on Monday, but I will have to see if I want to or not. If I am crabby we won’t go anywhere, I just know it. I would like to see that Grandpa show again.